I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Randomize
