Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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