Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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