Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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