you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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