she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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