New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
