ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
love makes seman taste better
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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