I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
id be glad to
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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