Buhtt sex?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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