Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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