Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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