Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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