I can't watch pbs sober anymore
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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