K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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