Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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