Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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