i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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