My nipple is on Facebook.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
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