Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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