I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Is her dick bigger than yours?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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