Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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