once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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