Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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