glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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