sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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