omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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