Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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