I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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