i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
they need to just BURY HIM!
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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