I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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