he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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