But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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