Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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