I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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