"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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