haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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