She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
The air was thick with penises
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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