We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
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