I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
