I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize
