Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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