he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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