In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
The air taste purple.
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