I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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