i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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