You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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