at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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