I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Randomize
