If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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