do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I just gargled with NyQuil
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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