And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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